fuck Livejournal. I wanted to list likes but it only took simple catch-phrases, so here it is in it's grand defiance:
Yeah. stars, the emotionless function of insects, watching people getting abducted by aliens, Cherry FizWiz, Cherry Brain-Freezies, all kinds of movies, the moon, little chubby babies, Pop Rocks and Soda, Go Fuck Yourself Justin, absolute and total insane violence, smiles that make people nervous, the sound of hearts beating, seeing vital things from inside a person come out, fast electronic music, knowing that everything ends eventually, when lights turn off, when little kids drop their ice cream and jump off buildings in a fit of despair, when anything won't come back, stupid teens and their affection for suicide, painting, driving with the stereo on loud, reading, meeting people who are criminally insane, talking shit about other people, hanging out in clubs only to ignore everyone, dancing the same dances everyone else does, you if you're in a band, social smoking, being myself as long as it looks good and people are watching
It's all been said before.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. -William Clayton
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy. -Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul
The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?" (If you don't get this then you are fired.)
Join the Military! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them.
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man Chesterton
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.
"We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." -Dana Gould